The Greedmaster
"The day I found out about the Greedmaster, was the day I started living in fear" - The Fonz 1997
That is your fair warning, once you know about the Greedmaster, he will haunt you.
First of all, I hate the Dallas Cowboys. It is currently 16-3 at halftime, in favor of the Panthers, but the Cowboys will win. Why, because of the Greedmaster.
Who is the Greedmaster? The name is explanatory, he lives on greed. When people say "I never get into car accidents", and wham, accident; that is the work of the Greedmaster. When people say "Haha, look at all those suckers stuck in traffic on the southbound", and wham, traffic on the northbound; that's him again. The Greedmaster lives on this. He lives on nevers and always. The Greedmaster loves stats with zeros. Such as "the Dallas Cowboys are 0-5 when they have trailed by over 7 points" or "the Dallas Cowboys are 0-22 in the last 5 years when trailing at halftime on the road". An example of the Greedmaster at work? In the first half, ABC shows the wonderful stat: Carolina 9 TD on the 9 times they were on the opposing 1 yard time. What happens? Carolina fails to get a touchdown on the 1 yard line, not once, but twice. Thank you Greedmaster. For this reason, the Cowboys will win. All day, ABC has been throwing all these "Cowboys are 0-forever" when trailing statistics.
Knowing this information, you will see his acts on a daily basis. You will go around saying "don't tempt the Greedmaster", or "that's what you get when you tempt the Greedmaster". I am sorry for ruining your life with this knowledge, but I am doing it for a selfish reason you see.
Predicting that the Dallas Cowboys will win, is in a way, tempting the Greedmaster.
That is your fair warning, once you know about the Greedmaster, he will haunt you.
First of all, I hate the Dallas Cowboys. It is currently 16-3 at halftime, in favor of the Panthers, but the Cowboys will win. Why, because of the Greedmaster.
Who is the Greedmaster? The name is explanatory, he lives on greed. When people say "I never get into car accidents", and wham, accident; that is the work of the Greedmaster. When people say "Haha, look at all those suckers stuck in traffic on the southbound", and wham, traffic on the northbound; that's him again. The Greedmaster lives on this. He lives on nevers and always. The Greedmaster loves stats with zeros. Such as "the Dallas Cowboys are 0-5 when they have trailed by over 7 points" or "the Dallas Cowboys are 0-22 in the last 5 years when trailing at halftime on the road". An example of the Greedmaster at work? In the first half, ABC shows the wonderful stat: Carolina 9 TD on the 9 times they were on the opposing 1 yard time. What happens? Carolina fails to get a touchdown on the 1 yard line, not once, but twice. Thank you Greedmaster. For this reason, the Cowboys will win. All day, ABC has been throwing all these "Cowboys are 0-forever" when trailing statistics.
Knowing this information, you will see his acts on a daily basis. You will go around saying "don't tempt the Greedmaster", or "that's what you get when you tempt the Greedmaster". I am sorry for ruining your life with this knowledge, but I am doing it for a selfish reason you see.
Predicting that the Dallas Cowboys will win, is in a way, tempting the Greedmaster.
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